Mass Hipster?

you dont need a bike to be a hipster, for example 90% of everyone in vice magazine or anyone who wears ironic no-lens glasses is a hipster.

Go hang outside a fashion shop or art school.

vice magazine is an interesting point actually. If you chat to anyone who works there or writes for them, they'll tell you that all of their comments are tongue-in-cheek, a la bikesnobnyc. Which in turn is ironic because it personifies the inability/refusal of hipsters to show passion or solidarity behind any of the statements* they (don't) make.

*the clothes they wear, the way they speak, the music they make/listen to, the magazines they read etc.

edit: i just read that back and it sounds like I'm distancing myself from them - just so you all know, I am an absolute total hipster:

Bike is for sale BTW! £700 ono :)