I confess...

I confess:

1. I've never ridden fixed
   
2. I'm still in the forum's "nursery"
   
3. I burnt down a barn when I was 15
   
4. I'm considering asking a question about sizing a fuji track for a six-foot tall person
   
5. I burnt down a PortaKabin when I was 15 (but by accident).
   
6. I spent a night in the cells for riding a bicycle drunk
   
7. I'm not certain whether my forthcoming fuji track purchase is based on fashion (the whole fakenger/fixie image thing) or practicality (being awful at mechanics and hoping that without gears I might more or less be able to service my bike eventually), a perverse bloodymindedness (the idea that it would be fun to do things with more difficulty for the sake of mastering it) or some silly chase for zen one-ness with a bike (which sounds just plain daft).
   
8. I was arrested for being "drunk and incapable" aged 13 or 14.
   
9. I owned a Specialized SS until a few months ago when it was stolen.
   
10. I'm riding a Ridgeback commuter with a rear rack at the moment.
    
11. I really like doing number ten.
    
12. I deserve contempt for stating 11 while also going for 7.
    
    

1. so what, it's no big deal.
   
2. hmmm..
   
3. bigger boys dun it and ran away
   
4. depends on your inseam, 56 or 58
   
5. bigger, drunker boys dun it and ran away
   
6. wooden pillow + itchy blanket = character building
   
7. just ride the bike and fuck fashion, fujis are a solid machine
   
8. you need to stay away from coppers
   
9. if "SS" is anything to do with those Waffen boys then you're right to be ashamed
   
10. oh you cunt, I got this far without swearing.
    
    

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