I confess...

I confess:

1. I've never ridden fixed
   
2. I'm still in the forum's "nursery"
   
3. I burnt down a barn when I was 15
   
4. I'm considering asking a question about sizing a fuji track for a six-foot tall person
   
5. I burnt down a PortaKabin when I was 15 (but by accident).
   
6. I spent a night in the cells for riding a bicycle drunk
   
7. I'm not certain whether my forthcoming fuji track purchase is based on fashion (the whole fakenger/fixie image thing) or practicality (being awful at mechanics and hoping that without gears I might more or less be able to service my bike eventually), a perverse bloodymindedness (the idea that it would be fun to do things with more difficulty for the sake of mastering it) or some silly chase for zen one-ness with a bike (which sounds just plain daft).
   
8. I was arrested for being "drunk and incapable" aged 13 or 14.
   
9. I owned a Specialized SS until a few months ago when it was stolen.
   
10. I'm riding a Ridgeback commuter with a rear rack at the moment.
    
11. I really like doing number ten.
    
12. I deserve contempt for stating 11 while also going for 7.