Like a rabbit to a greyhound...

I'd never say such a thing, considering Slaytanic as his name and thus, presumably, Slaying is his game?
Also, probably not, I am weak like kitten. Also I kind of relate number/frequency of posts up here to in some way equate with cycling speed/proficiency. Which is clearly untrue, as it would make Hippy as fast as a fucking jet fighter.

that's true in one respect; the first time you ride him you tend to throw up.