Fcuking cyclists!

Overtaking another cyclist is a deliberate provocation to 'race'. When racing another cyclist if you can get them to ride into the back of a stationary moped that is mucho kudos worth like at least twenty extra brownie points. Its a jungle out there.

This evening I heard someone behind me "excuse me! Hi!" She basically was asking me to move out of the way so she could squeeze herself between me and the curb. Weird.