Free Coke & Booze

Seems free stuff offends. If you care, take a look and email in.
If not, sorry to have riled y'all.

Bah humbug. :p

Link

Thanks!

I was hoping for some gratis nose-candy

Oh, cola.

ha!

I'll do this if I can get a cut of the amount you flog my name and address for. 60/40 in my favour should do it.

Och, come on. No offence, but do you really thing we're going to flog your details? Really? I mean, how much time do you think we have on our hands? We get your email; we give Red Bull your address; they post your free stuff. Anything more than that would be rather, well, illegal, I think. Or at least, shit.

This is a brand awareness building PR exercise. Not some dodgy information gathering spy exercise. I mean, really?
:)

(And thought the nose candy might get you in better… False advertising, pah!) :p

Severly Misunderstood,
thought it'd be a night of the magic nose dust.

Och, come on. No offence, but do you really thing we're going to flog your details? Really? I mean, how much time do you think we have on our hands? We get your email; we give Red Bull your address; they post your free stuff. Anything more than that would be rather, well, illegal, I think. Or at least, shit.

This is a brand awareness building PR exercise. Not some dodgy information gathering spy exercise. I mean, really?

Well, if you're not going to flog my details and cut me in on the profits then there's no way I'm signing up.

This thread is a complete load of bollcocks! Along the lines of the shite one gets sent....

'Please send this mail to 10 of your mates ccing the link below and you'll receive a free blah, blah, blah.....'

Oh come now, it's not that bad.

Fine fine, sink it. We needed to shift more product for the client, and I thought a few people on here might appreciate the chance of a box of booze and stuff. My bad. :(

Sorry kids. Really.

Sink sink sink.

You give them 200 fake names... I'll collect the drinks from your place.

Don't bother, it tastes awful.

Don't bother, it tastes awful.

Awful, but free?

Awful, but free?

As opposed to hobo piss, which costs a fucking fortune.

As opposed to hobo piss, which costs a fucking fortune.

Ah, but does it give you wings? Various bacterial infections, yes. But wings? I think not.
;)

What free wings as well?

Are they bird wings or plane wings?

Sorry I am a nob I know.

No it's just cola. Well with lots of caffeine and less artificial flavours and colourings. It's not got any of the Red Bull "magic" and it's not even made by them, it's made for them.

Red Bull tastes like piss this takes like nasty sugar.

In which case I'll take a double espresso and a pack of dex tablets.

Are they bird wings or plane wings?

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.retroragswi.com/auctions/12BatikBlueA.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.retroragswi.com/ClothMenstrualMamaPads.htm&usg=__uYoJG-77V7Oo9GYluNCJOAtaIRI=&h=266&w=399&sz=58&hl=en&start=69&um=1&tbnid=G3Z193pCi-ieKM:&tbnh=83&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpantey%2Bliners%2Bwith%2Bwings%26start%3D54%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

More like these.

Okay, well even after I suggested sinking this, and all your (well mostly Seldom & Atomic's) harassment, we're getting inundated. Which is cool and all.

But:
1) please include your address: and no, sadly we're lacking the technology to post via email.
2) London (and the immediate vicinity) only, please.

Sorry sorry its because you have been away and I've missed harassing you in person.