Post xmas - escape the family grand slam

The Joys of Chrristmas:

24 December - leave work early not telling family office is closing early. Ride.
25 December - morning ride
26 December - morning ride, football in pm, Critical Mass
27 December - RP training and then ride
28 December - Long ride
29 December - commute
30 December - commute
31 December - office closes early, ride
1 January - long ride
2 January - commute
3 January - long ride
4 January - ride

Where's the TT and the audax and the hill climb?

Fucking slacker, you better be hanging your head in shame until March.