Simplicity is the Key to Successful Living...

it was in no way a personal attack, which is why i tried to phrase it as nicely as i could, realized that on the internet (as opposed to a face to face situation) it probably couldn't be said the way i meant it, and deleted it ....

but i am sorry, i really did not mean/want to offend bella, i have heard she is very nice and have been looking forward to maybe being her drinking acquaintance sometime, and sorry to you too donut! if you were also offended.

back to art branding.

cracks whip

that doesn't work. people will tear you to pieces for not posting any shit. I'm not even trying to make a clever joke, it's just the way it is. someone somewhere will find someone else's non-offensiveness deeply contemptible and irritating.

It's a shit life.

That's bollocks. It's a wonderful life. Especially when you don't cough up 'black shit' (shudder) on a daily basis.

I think a picture of a monkey always helps

hehe.

Donut: Even though it has since been retracted, it was there to be seen by everyone within the thread.

yeah but dude - i think it might have been retracted in an attempt to get to it before your gal saw it and was offended by it - so maybe it was done to be polite, yeah? Bellezza quoted it and responded.

anyway I like the ones where someone posts something really shit in your direction, then you see it, then they retract it, then you don't respond, but you still know they think you're a wanker. And they don't know whether you know cos they don't know whether you saw it. then you store it up and feel shit about it for ages.

I would, as Bella's boyfriend and therefore with her best interests at heart, like you to apologize to her.

I wish I had a boyfriend on the forum, I really do. I mean girlfriend - right fellas?!!

No, i don't think they work on beard hair

You have a beard? What's her name?

cracks whip

whips crack
Ouch.

You have a beard? What's her name?

Mrs Smith, obnov.

a big hello to the other lurker still remaining.

I love being invisible these days, noone gets to know how many hours I spend on here every day...

some day in the future we'll all be invisible on here, and no-one'll know who's on with them. Then someone'll post something and every single reply'll be a shot in the dark - kind of like Laser Quest. You won't know whether the person you disagree with still gives enough of a shit to be hanging around - exciting stuff...

I wish I had a boyfriend on the forum, I really do. I mean girlfriend - right fellas?!!

Was that an offer?

I'm not worth it Wibble, I'm less of a man than you'll ever be and none of the woman you can get..

I'm not worth it Wibble, I'm less of a man than you'll ever be and none of the woman you can get..

unisex pajamas?

Uni was probably the last time I got any sex...

because most people are gutless, lack courage and have little integrity... integrity is such a rare quality in people. I treat people the same, be it via internet, phone, face to face etc... personally, I dont see the difference

so do I, but not everybody does..

You have a beard? What's her name?

Keith.

Uni was probably the last time I got any sex...

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lol. you're a wordsmith, pajamas.

I'm not worth it Wibble, I'm less of a man than you'll ever be and none of the woman you can get..

Self deprication and flattery will get you everywhere.. Top marks for taking what you said earlier and putting it into practice..

Have a flower:

it's...lovely... sniff (not the smelling-a-rose-sniff, a teary sniff)

Wow! That was an interesting read from beginning to end.

What this thread needs is some religious intervention and a nice calming influence. Here goes...

Uh oh.

DUDE! surely the main question here is: can you now get ReadyMade in the UK? I will die happy if this is the case.

also: loving this.

khy, I know what you mean but internet or not, people need to show a little more respect for each other,why hide behind a computer and rip people to pieces then be nice to their face? thats BS...call me old school...but I see no need for pointless animosity to fellow man

they do need to show a little more respect but unfortunately it just doesn't happen, it's to easy without the repercussions of being face to face or to have the emotional connection. i have been guilty of it in the past myself. without pointless animosity to fellow man there would be no wars. well okay, maybe religion is the point but i think people would still find a reason regardless.

as far as the internet rudeness goes, i quoted a guy who i think sums it up well http://www.londonfgss.com/thread12929.html

Funny that, despite all of people's worries about mosque alerts and stuff, no-one's actually gone and posted anything in the mosque thread.