• Yea, what up with the paint they use on the road for bus lanes and stuff,
    was it purposely designed to be that slippery when wet.

    The adhesion qualities of the stuff are so fucking poor in the wet weather that it must be a design feature.

    My current theory stands that The Highways Agency, TfL and anyone else who puts that stuff down are planning on making a mint off of CCTV footage in a Dave channel programme called When Road Markings Attack narrated by Jeremy Clarkson being felated by Jamie Theakston.

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