90 quids in fines in two days

Tbh You'd probably be miles away by the time it got to that speed..plus your heart won't run out of batteries :D
I find Hyde Park policemen really picky though, I was riding look mum no hands and was shouted at by a parked police van...
It's a nanny state I tell you a goddam nanny state..

What's with police in vans shouting at people?

I got shouted at by police in a van when I was riding in circles at a red light. The cycle box was fucking huge, I could have ridden round and round all day long.
The only reason I was doing it anyway was so I didn't get stopped for going through the red light.