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Rolled off Old Kent Road about three weeks ago onto the pavement (to dodge three lanes of impatient motorists) and leapt off and started walking, it was behind the main entrance to tescos and if anyone knows that area its a massive paved area.... anyway, noone around but a bunch of numpty community support officers.... I walk 40 yards towards them and one potatoe headed cnut says 'can I have a word with you'.... he was a complete numpty so I lost it with him.... he gets his anti terrosism search sheet thingy out, his hand was shaking like crazy so I layed it on some more..... two yoooves turn up and start giving it 'wot the fnck iz e stoppin ya for?' and proceeded to call him a cnut as well whilst spitting on the floor in front of him.... anyway, eventually he explained how lucky I was to not go to court to explain it to a judge (explain what exactly???), he wished me a pleasant day, I called him a cnut and cycled off in from of him :)
Not as funny as Haels but....