Glossy photos of girls on bikes!

hmm I loved fyxomatosis pics until I noticed that it was obviously just his bike that he got girls to pose with. It ain't no fun unless they actually ride!

And yes, for the love of the femininity of the feminine species will somebody please make me a pair of high heel SPDs? red will be fine, thanks, size 40/41.

Inspired by will's recent photos and the above observation by stelle, I'd like to do a series of photographs of people I know on this forum, riding (or standing next to) my yellow Bob.
Any takers?

Sorry, haven't a clue about SPDs (hh or not)