Names and faces to bikes

Actually you're probably right! I do get totally into something when I do and the name is said Faze Red. I didn't realise it showed my pretension to socialism, obvious now I see it. I am at one with my Fixed proletariat comrades.

Well until next month when I'll be well into freeform hacky sack.

Haha, na, i mean, as you said My bike: pic of you, so i was like, in soviet russia, bike rides you.

It's an internet joke, the soviet russia thing. Search in soviet russia on google images and you'll get the idea :P