Glossy photos of girls on bikes!

hmm I loved fyxomatosis pics until I noticed that it was obviously just his bike that he got girls to pose with. It ain't no fun unless they actually ride!

And yes, for the love of the femininity of the feminine species will somebody please make me a pair of high heel SPDs? red will be fine, thanks, size 40/41.

High-heeled SPDs! Genius idea! I've ridden in skimpy dresses before, but the desired fashion effect was always ruined by my decidedly uncool Specialized SPD shoes.

If I get made redundant, I'm launching this business, and you, Stelle, can be the expert consultant and product tester.