Tyre Swapper?!

As someone with experience in these kind of magical events, let me break down to you what really happened..

1. "Let's just go for a pint"
   
2. 8 pints later, "SHOTS!!!!"
   
3. "&^$ shots later, at home, now tired of midget-fondling you decide some bike maintenance would be a good idea.
   
4. Tyres swapped, you puzzle over what to do with the knobbie.
   
5. Your neighbor is now puzzling over where his FIAT Punto front-left has gone but appreciates his new mtb tyre.
   
   

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haha i did wonder. Actually,