For Sale: The Cuntster aka the WAC bike

Has my 99p bid won yet? HTFU (hurry the fuck up)!

I won't pay a penny over 152.99
Looks like I'm out of the bidding.

It was fun while it lasted.

If it makes prospective bidders happier I can treat it extra nasty between now and handover time.. throw it around at Wests and shit.. whatever floats your boat.

£160 UK engrish pand

rather you than me hippy, filtering all those Pm's about bits... gosh.
you must be busy!

tyan you want this :O

it will register on the scales more than a cough though ?

It's because the frame is lighter than his Argon18- he wants to execute it in some sort of Primrose Hill Wickermanesque ceremony.

£160 UK engrish pand

I think wayne is happy about that.. nice one.
Do I get to torque all its nuts when I deliver it? :)

It's because the frame is lighter than his Argon18- he wants to execute it in some sort of Primrose Hill Wickermanesque ceremony.

haha it's true! he wants to eliminate the competition! Why didn't I see through his cheap charade?!

I think wayne is happy about that.. nice one.
Do I get to torque all its nuts when I deliver it? :)

I would never use my posh torque wrenches on that pile of junk.

That's the spirit!! :)

Just so you know, that time I went nuts with it and tightening the crank bolts to their correct tension? Well, since installing the new bb the crank tension is now back to the arbitrary "hippy torque setting v3.8".

100% pure untorqued natural mineral Cuntster

haha it's true! he wants to eliminate the competition! Why didn't I see through his cheap charade?!

It for charity.

My friend was recently mugged and punched unconscious off his bike by a bunch of fuckers, wakes up in hospital, his head was smashed in quite badly when he hit the ground like a sack of potatoes, operation on his fractured eye socket and fractured cheek, stitches inside his mouth, torn lip, chipped teeth and all that jazz - and, of course, he lost the bike he was riding.

So, what better way to boost his confidence and get him back in the saddle than to turn up with a beat-up and poorly (never?) maintained bike with no saddle, no pedals, covered in hundreds of stickers that read 'What a Cunt' with no gears and just one brake.

That's the spirit!! :)

Just so you know, that time I went nuts with it and tightening the crank bolts to their correct tension? Well, since installing the new bb the crank tension is now back to the arbitrary "hippy torque setting v3.8".

You new posh cranks ?

Serious? That's mighty nice of you..

Cranks are same old - I swapped the BB for a new one a month ago and still don't have my own torque wrench. They've not fallen off so hippytorque is still working.

you tend to fall off though.

Serious? That's mighty nice of you..

He's had his operations and is looking much less beaten up now, got a few scars and they managed to rescue his cheek - they thought it was going to end up lopsided after the operation but the breaks turned out to be something they could work with - imagine the delight on his little face as I roll up on the Cuntster™ and tell him "this pile of shit is now yours".

Cranks are same old - I swapped the BB for a new one a month ago and still don't have my own torque wrench. They've not fallen off so hippytorque is still working.

Hand torquing can get you by for years problem free, it's when I moved on to alloy, titanium and especially carbon parts that the "tighten until you hear a cracking sound then back it off two whole turns and you are all set" technique was called into question.

One of the first things you notice when you get your first torque wrench (MyFirstTorqueWrench™) is how much you have been over-tightening stuff.

Feel free to use my extensive torque wrench collection (both of them) whenever you need.

Quite happy to resticker it Tynan so it's FreshlyCunted™

Quite happy to resticker it Tynan so it's FreshlyCunted™

That's like offering to give the Mona Lisa a fresh coat of paint to freshen it up. :)

Yeah Babee

you tend to fall off though.

Actually if you graphed my crashes with my mileage you'd see I'm actually the best rider in the whole wide world.

Yeah Babee

I think I went out with that one on the right for a few weeks.. she was quite a handful

That's like offering to give the Mona Lisa a fresh coat of paint to freshen it up. :)

I can make it worse if you'd like? :)

Oi slags! This drug habit ain't gonna fund itself!!
Stop evil tynan from doing good deeds with the Cuntster and BID!!!
£160 for the lot* *sans pedals and maybe saddle

40 quid for the frame and i'll get it on saturday. Cash, and i'll buy you your favourite chocolate bar.

£20 for the cranks + BB