Psycho bus driver

I frequently do the go slow thing on people who beep their horn at me.
as he had already had one go at trying to hit me I did not think going slowly in his path would be such a wise move.

It's a shitload harder for him to argue "oh I didn't see you" if he tail ends you.
In all my years, it's only been that Jagcunt that stepped up to the challenge of trying to run me down.. and I didn't even encourage him!
Go slow.. if he touches your bike.. dismount and throw your (now damaged) bike through his face killing him until his small penis falls off.. or something.
The last two bus drivers to cut me up have both challenged me to a fight and yet haven't bothered stepping out of their little boxes to follow through with their threats.
Life's a bitch and then you get your head killed off.