Ride to work

1. Hold a chicken in the air
   
2. Stick a deck-chair up your nose
   
3. Buy a Jumbo-Jet
   
4. Bury all your clothes
   
5. Paint your left knee green
   
6. Then extract your wisdom teeth
   
7. Form a string quartet
   
8. Pretend your name is Keith
   
9. Gaffer tape the camera to your head
   
   

Bob's yer uncle!