Custom saddle

Oh no I'm not. I'm Mr Butcher of Saddles. I am a saddle's worst nightmare. You can see them quake when I'm near.

I was hoping there's a way of embossing a saddle as is, with a small handheld thing. I'd like to stamp my chops with 'skullychops'.

Get a bunch of copper plates made up cheap (stamp embossed) and a rivet gun.