Cyclist injured in fruit attack

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Cue fruit related puns ...

the thought of serious eye injury kind of takes the humour out of it for me.

Yeah, sounds nasty.

Yeah, sounds tasty.

:O

i bet it was done by a kiwi.

Not good news. Stay vigilant i.e. keep em peeled.

Sorry.

Sure it was a tangerine? Sounds like a festive clementine attack to me...

i got hit by an egg on halloween.

and also the year before as well. two years running.

east end youth.

i wanted to beat them.

Having been hit by something thrown from a car whilst I cycled, I have to say that it's not a laughing matter.

What is it with this place today? There's a lot of hating going on.

Hah! I bet you scrambled after em though, so you could have a word in their shell-like?

i got hit by an egg on halloween.

and also the year before as well. two years running.

east end youth.

i wanted to beat them.

Scramble their brains, see how they like that for a yolk...

We could be to blame here.. our obsession in getting the pinapple incorporated into the track day revenge could have inspired this attack...

this whole thread is a bit hard boiled if you ask me.

It's kids stuff Andy. people grow out of this kind of thing

A good friend of mine told me him and his pal wen aged about 16-17, were walking down this road in essex when a group of cyclists came up through. his mate decided to pretend to jump out at the first one and scream his head off to scare him. it worked the first cyclist swerved and lost it (but didn't come off) the 3rd or 4th cyclist in the pelaton extended his right arm and happy slapped the fuck out of the kid as he passed. scared the shit out of my friends buddy and made him cry... sweet revenge!

This thread is so ova.

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***A cyclist is being treated in hospital for serious eye injuries ***
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I'm waiting for the ever so funny thread about someone on here getting testicular cancer. That should be just as funny as someone nearly being blinded.

Ho ho ho. Tis the season...................

We could be to blame here.. our obsession in getting the pinapple incorporated into the track day revenge could have inspired this attack...

revenge. that is what i thought about.

but i am too chicken.....

Don't be po-faced Granville. No-one's laughing at the victim here...

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***A cyclist is being treated in hospital for serious eye injuries ***

I'm waiting for the ever so funny thread about someone on here getting testicular cancer. That should be just as funny as someone nearly being blinded.

Ho ho ho. Tis the season...................

search for lance armstrong, there are some gooduns

Perhaps the thrower was rocketed the day before?

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***A cyclist is being treated in hospital for serious eye injuries ***

I'm waiting for the ever so funny thread about someone on here getting testicular cancer. That should be just as funny as someone nearly being blinded.

Ho ho ho. Tis the season...................

Don't bring Lance 'I am a chemical factory' Armstrong into this

Oh sorry, CC beat me to it.

Perhaps the thrower was rocketed the day before?

Salad plant pun fail.

Apparently, its been finally "proven" that Adolf had only one nut.

Closet cyclist?

Well, he was a closet many things. He and his Eva, used to get to all sorts of shenanigans. Faecal.