Spotted...

the posh bit? balahm south?

i live in the proletariat tooting minutes away from where woolfie smiths famous portrait was taken.
i am the antithesis of my avatar. tall skinny bald and with a beard.
ride a pale blue condor/brown bagaboo bag with a checker design.

I'm in Streatham and pass through Tooting and Balham on my way to work.