The cut of this

man i used to want a tamiya radio controlled car so bad. i can still remember the catalogue.

now i'm old, shamlessly nerdy and beter off than i was when i was 13 maybe i'll get me one.

whatever floats your radio controlled boat i guess.

speaking of which, a while back i was walking though a park out in kent somewhere and there was a little boating lake where a load of middle aged freaks were playing with their radio controlled submarines.

now that's weird.

i was half thinking of getting down there before them one day with a dummy controller, claiming i'd already submerged and just gazing intently at the ducks and instigating conversations about ballast and torpedo tubes. they'd never need know.

i like to fit in.

Stand there crying, if anyone asks why you are crying just start crying louder, inconsolably, and during this point to one of the ducks whilst flicking the switches on your RC.