Will's Pictures

I do hope that my lycra clad bod graces the glossy pages of Cosmo before too long.

I suspect that I will be snapped up as a cover model, Maybe M&S will ask me to join Twiggy and the gals on their photo shoots. A lardy old man in too tight clothing is just what they need.

Steady on. You're not the only one in ill-fitting lycra. :P