Formal apology...

I get random texts from a mate of mine every now and again just saying 'Do a skid!'. He got the idea when we were sat outside the Stage Door behind the Old Vic in the summer and Mr Christopher Crash rode past. I obviously shouted out 'do a skid' as it is the law to do so when one spies this gentleman astride a fixie.

If by yelling "do a skid" you mean throwing something into his front wheel than yeah, that's the law. This menace to society must be stopped at all costs. By spoking him. Like a motherfucker.