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The coke'ead, broad shaggin scouser that drives a cab on Corrie?
Exactly.
His champers was to go with the coke he just bought off another geezer...allegedly ;) -
Didn't he slap his wife about too?
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Hang on a minute, he's scouse and black, I see a theme here....
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^^Not in Cullens.
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Is that the one with Posh Spice getting a champagne bottle up her arse and it smashes and the security guard gets sacked cos he knew and then they had to put an injunction on him not to put it in a book?
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I thought he served time then appealed?
I'm sure something about when he went inside, some nasty rough prisoner said "you're that fucking Gary Wilmott, I hate you"
Hahahaha, is that true? Love it!
What's there to hate about Gary Wilmott?
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I've got a story about Craig Charles, Prince Charles, Charles Dance, the cast of Strictly Come Dancing
the segway (sp?) work here is my kind of thing, very much in the Count Arthur Strong vein.
I also really like cretinous TV multiple choice questions, that work in a similar way like this:
*Q: Who is the famous lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones? is it:
a. Keith Richards
b. Cliff Richard, or
c. Richard Briarscall or text your answer to 0898 I AM A CUNT*
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It's not a dream, it was 99% true, you wanna hear the full version?
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"ex-rapist"!
this thread is too funny.
ha, my brother-in law looks a lot like gary wilmott!
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No, that's libel - or is it slander?
Anyway, few years back, Posh & becks were gettin fruity in their Hertfordshire gaff Beckingham Palace. Becks was anally pleasuring her with a bottle of champagne and she slipped and the bottle smashed inside her obviously causing damage. As they were in a panic and the security guard was the only fella in the gaff he drove them quick sharp to the hospital
They later sacked him and paid him off BUT he was apparently going to put it in a book he was going to write. Remember there was all the hoo haa and they were in court to put an injunction on 'a story'? Anyway, they won
This was all at the same time when Posh drastically lost weight. She was on a liquid diet as she couldn't pass turds due to her injuries
I know all this as I was told by The Spice Girls stylist at the time - a RIGHT gossip queen! -
No, that's libel - or is it slander?
Anyway, few years back, Posh & becks were gettin fruity in their Hertfordshire gaff Beckingham Palace. Becks was anally pleasuring her with a bottle of champagne and she slipped and the bottle smashed inside her obviously causing damage. As they were in a panic and the security guard was the only fella in the gaff he drove them quick sharp to the hospital
They later sacked him and paid him off BUT he was apparently going to put it in a book he was going to write. Remember there was all the hoo haa and they were in court to put an injunction on 'a story'? Anyway, they won
This was all at the same time when Posh drastically lost weight. She was on a liquid diet as she couldn't pass turds due to her injuries
I know all this as I was told by The Spice Girls stylist at the time - a RIGHT gossip queen!That's a fact, right, and anyone who says otherwise is a fockin' liar
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Exactly!!!!
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We're not even close to that classy Paper.
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you forgot the News of the World
Your favourite! ;-)
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