Hamilton vs. Hoy

I'm rectally torn. I was born surrounded by homosexual prostitutes and always wanted to be a rent boy. how times change. I still enjoy watching wrestling, weightlifting and speedway but Mr Universe bores me to fucking tears. There you go, 'bike fanatic outted'
No qualms about licking the shit out of any taxi driver that tries to chat me up though. :)

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