You know the expression 'winging pom'? I've NEVER heard a wingier lot than the bloody convicts... EPIC FACT!

Whinger.

This one won a design comp a few years back

whinging ffs

Lalor ftw.

whinging ffs

fuckin hello!

actually i think you're right.

platini to thread.

So what's at the bottom of it, dead Ozzies?

We are not from "Oz", we are from Australia. We are "Aussies". Spell it right or I'll make Hippy sic his drop bear on ya.

I can't believe customs let me in with that little monster.. fuckin' a!

they're harmless unless they spot an Englishman and smell the fear.

Drop Bears... Vicious little fuckers...

how much can a koala bear.

Oh dear, does Platini police bad jokes?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24675808-421,00.html

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Driver convicted for penis in pasta jar**

By staff writers
NEWS.com.au
November 19, 2008 05:20pm

[]Man led police on slow car chase
[]Police thought he might have weapon
[*]Found him with his "genitals in a jar"

A MAN caught by police with his penis inside a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the *Newcastle Herald *reports.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday.
Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the *Herald said.*
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.
When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.
They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
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A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
He was convicted and fined $600.

Ha ha ha, we might not be soft, but there are some very strange Aussies out there. Maybe it was Cadel Evens getting ready the sauce ready for some carbo-loading.

Soft Aussies. Really sorry.

BTW Isn't Elle a Kiwi?

Yep

Did I miss a joke?

kiwi my corn-pipe.

Diagram please...

"The supermodel you speak of is not from New Zealand."

On a similar note, my mate once fucked Stephanie Seymour while she was with Axle Rose

"The supermodel you speak of is not from New Zealand."

She is isn't she?

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elle_Macpherson[/ame]

I almost ran her down in Notting Hill.. the silly Aussie bint.

On a similar note, my mate once fucked Stephanie Seymour while she was with Axle Rose

Is there a female celebrity you don't have a story about!