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I can't be 100% sure, but I think that is Hippy's place, all I remember was waking up on my side, on the floor, I tried to move but I was bound up with duct tape, I tried to scream for help but his duct tape work was extensive, but I do remember seeing that floor and that wheel before I felt a needle in my arm, an Australian laugh, and then it all went black again.

drops syringe

I'm quit sure I don't know what you're talking about. That is clearly a cheap CastorFlex 18 wheel where my LoveTable(tm) is fitted with the ceramic-bearing CastorFlex 220s.

palms off duct tape to hidden accomplice

I should hope that you desist with these scandalous rumours or there will be no other option but to involve my gimp assistant lawyer!

I bid you, good day!