Why is Australia better than England at sport?

I'm not defending drunk Aussies being fucktards, and I'll cringe as hard or harder as anyone about dickhead Aussies, but drunken loutish behaviour on tour is definitely a sport the English are world champions at, and by a good margin.

makes me think of the australian prime minister handing out those rugby world championship medals like he was a dinner lady dishing out the last of the dumplings before she could go home. i can't believe a nations leader could exhibit such surly behavior in front of the millions of people.