Thanks for taking it seriously adoubletap. Good advice, everyone else can GTFO.
if you are being serious then i had the same (i'm guessing) problem a small area of red skin from friction at the top of my inner thigh, it got worse as my legs developed more muscle. it rubbed all the hair away in area about the size of a 1p piece. the solution was a change of saddle, good quality shorts (assos/top of the range adidas and cannondale) and assos chamois creme.
if i'm only doing a short commute then i use a good quality sugoi liner short (the kind that clips inside a MTB baggy short) and no assos creme.
if you are being serious then i had the same (i'm guessing) problem a small area of red skin from friction at the top of my inner thigh, it got worse as my legs developed more muscle. it rubbed all the hair away in area about the size of a 1p piece. the solution was a change of saddle, good quality shorts (assos/top of the range adidas and cannondale) and assos chamois creme.
if i'm only doing a short commute then i use a good quality sugoi liner short (the kind that clips inside a MTB baggy short) and no assos creme.
no problems since.