Advice For New Members - Updated

But everyone likes a good tiff.. carry on.. :)

Another bit of advice: no-one likes a whinger.

or a whiner, tell me about it.
Glad some of the new people at least read this thread.

hahaha glad to know im not alone in this world

Nosferatu - a hideously ugly vampire
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/nosferatu

I suspect you are.

i only come out at night, guess you'll never know..

i only come out at night

i only come out at night.

Are you a maneater?

[crap 80s lyrics reference]

I wear my sunglasses at night..
so I might not see you, innit.

i was hibernating in the 80's missed that one...

Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She's a maneater
Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She's a maneater

.

Rule n+2: Platini is always right.

Rule n+3: Platini must always have the last word.

Rule n+4: Newbies who don't conform and follow rule 5 are Whingers.

Rule Brittania.

Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She's a maneater
Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She's a maneater

fail.
nosferatu's male not female.

Prove it.

Careful Hippy, he might bite.

I bite back..

ive outlived any hippy known to man or vampire

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

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Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She's a maneater
Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She's a maneater

40 seconds in...

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Rule n+2: Platini is always right.

Rule n+3: Platini must always have the last word.

Rule n+4: Newbies who don't conform and follow rule 5 are Whingers.

Rule Brittania.

Britannia

fail.
nosferatu's male not female.

Sexist

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

With a shit Scottish accent!

Cool, i've got my own presonal forum spellchecking Bitch. I don't even have to press f7, not that i ever did.

I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal.

more like fuckwit Mcfuck of the clan Mcfucktard, born in 1976 in tasmania in a public toilet. you are immoral.

Hurrah, I seem to have acquired a poor reputation extremely quickly.

Hurrah indeed, bully for you.

more like fuckwit Mcfuck of the clan Mcfucktard, born in 1976 in tasmania in a public toilet. you are immoral.

Fuck off, middle-classenger.