'otters: can i leave 30 mins early?
office junior: well, you're in charge.
'otters: shit, yeah, the boss is off today. For once i have POWER! Right, you're in charge Junior.
(gets coat and leaves office)
I need to go pick up a stem, then my polo bike, then some chips and some beer and some cider for Gabes. ETA 6.48?
4 mins before me you bloody cunt.