Fat muscles

My calves were bulkier when I was lifting weights and running 100/200/400 as a teenager. Then they slimmed down a bit while I was smoking loads of skunk and mainly sitting down. Then they bulked up a little bit when I was taking loads of ecstasy and dancing for 8 hours at a time. Then they slimmed down a bit while I was taking loads of ecstasy and LSD and mainly lying down and fucking for 8 hours at a time. Then they bulked up a bit when I went on a 3 year mission to get better at riding hills out of the saddle on a fixed. Now I've found a happy medium in all departments.

Lifting fixed gear bikes uphills ripped and twisted with the occasional fuck and quick samba at the top?