FFS - Somebody Post Something Interesting

"Midget acrobats."

Hippy is Gunther!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXNAhbWWNA

Where are you finding these Onion style pieces?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1382&Itemid=59

"Midget acrobats."

shudders
drips
fetches towel

Is newsbiscuit.com still rumbling along?

It's a cracker.

But you need to install cookies to get the full benefit.

http://www.qi.com/
http://www.interesting.com/
http://www.damninteresting.com/

go and look at all your reps you have received and re-read all the threads there's bound to be some right classics that get forgotten amongst the myriad of 'what deep-v's for skidding my fixie' threads.

the atomic weight of cobalt is 58.9.

the atomic weight of my balls is 58.9.

now that is interesting

Atomic Balls!

you Hoon!
(do you like my use of sAustralian back street dialect?)

It's not back street.. my parents say hoon :P

Racist.

cunt.

Racist cunt.

ha!

[B]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josiah_Wedgwood. Subsequently Emma's inheritance made the Darwins a wealthy family.

ALCOHOL TO BE RESTRICTED TO NICE PEOPLE WITH DEGREES

ALCOHOL should only be available to nice people who know which wine goes best with fish, according to MPs.

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The influential Home Affairs Select Committee said police resources were being stretched because too many awful people are buying cheap wine from supermarkets and then drinking it really quickly without fully appreciating its delicate potpourri of flavours.

Chairman Keith Vaz said: "Let's take this charmingly presumptious Echo Falls White Zinfandel, just £3.98 from Tesco, or £2.50 if you're lucky enough to be able to buy it from the members' bar in the House of Commons.

"As a decent person I would enjoy this as an aperitif before a dinner party, or perhaps serve it with some lightly poached seabass or a pan-roasted poussin with parsnip and chorizo.

"I certainly wouldn't use it to wash down 20 Marlboro Lights and then have a piss up against the front door of Greggs.

"But that's because I went to Cambridge and have a well-thumbed copy of Floyd on France."

Tom Logan, a trainee accountant from Peterborough, said: "So what you're saying is, they've fucked up the economy, forced the country to the point of bankruptcy and put my job and my home in jeopardy while at the same time paying themselves a hundred grand a year in expenses and are now telling me I shouldn't be allowed to buy a couple of cheap bottles of wine on a Friday night so I can forget my troubles for a few hours instead of hunting them down and roasting them on a spit like the shit-caked, trough-guzzling pigs that they are?

"Interesting."

If it is actually true, this would be something like my reaction to said MPs

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_FVCwpqJGc

go and look at all your reps you have received and re-read all the threads there's bound to be some right classics that get forgotten amongst the myriad of 'what deep-v's for skidding my fixie' threads.

Quit messin', those are important infos, mofo... Skiddin' 4eva FTW! I'm an adult child... Pathetic, but true... Quite sad, that...

Imagine the camel toe!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AMJUQ4yJgKQ

Thanks for all your efforts. I had, in fact, gone to bed, but I realise now that I would have been interested had I remained awake.

I'm going to make a fried egg sandwich, pop a Ciprofloxacin, stroke the cat for a bit, and then go to work.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/

breaks up any day!