Will Clarkson go the way of Ross and Brand? let's hope so!

I watched it. Personally I thought it was a bit out of line but thats cause I think Clarkson is a prick. I prefered Top Gear in the old format. James Mays is the only good thing about the show right now.

Don't get me started on that little, gaunt, coke eyed twat either.

That's the beauty of Top Gear - just like Quality Street, everyone has a different favourite.

Probably.

No Clarkson Apology

Apologise to who? Prostitutes, HGV drivers or the British public?

I think Clarkson is a complete cock, in fact I think he's the second worst cock on British TV after Simon Cowell. When Cowell was on Top Gear it was like watching the biggest cock-off in BBC history (Cowell won on points).

But Clarkson is funny because he's such an arrogant, out-of-touch, old-school, alpha cock. I'm no petrol head, but I love Top Gear. Every episode he says something which I could get offended about, but I don't, because that would be fucking lame.

And the thought of letting the kind of letter-writing fucktards who want him banned win really makes me shudder. if you don't like him, don't watch his show.

I've never seen his show, but I'd still punch him if I met him.

Fill your boots...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/index.html

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_FVCwpqJGc

Clarkson's like Boris Johnson - a posh, out of touch baffoon but annoyingly funny who one shouldn't take too seriously
With a silly haircut to match

Except Boris is not really funny.
Pathetic yes, funny no.

Top Gear is more than the three of them: watching the photography, editing etc and it is flawless. It is an exceptionally produced program. Clarkson is a cock, and he makes no apologies for being one, in fact he plays on it. However he is a funny cock, particularly with the other two to bounce off. I love the show.

He was particularly funny the way he completely ignored the furore, instead apologising for not giving the lap time for the Porsche GT2

Overgrown public school boys, peddling public school boy humour for public school boys and petrol heads with small cocks....it's tedious.

Top Gear is more than the three of them: watching the photography, editing etc and it is flawless. It is an exceptionally produced program. Clarkson is a cock, and he makes no apologies for being one, in fact he plays on it. However he is a funny cock, particularly with the other two to bounce off. I love the show.

He was particularly funny the way he completely ignored the furore, instead apologising for not the lap time for the Porsche GT2

woah there what about the terrible use of filters?

I agree fingers. I love the way the program is put together.

I have already been banned from attending functions where Clarkson will be present, so I'll have to make do with venting my anger at Aidan instead.....ooh when I get my hands on you!!!

got to agree Clarkson is prime slap-on-sight material. All of those TG squares tbh. I'd include the audience in that, forming a syncophantic human backdrop in their rugby shirts and relaxed jeans.

I have already been banned from attending functions where Clarkson will be present, so I'll have to make do with venting my anger at Aidan instead.....ooh when I get my hands on you!!!

you're cycling's equivalent of Clarkson.

got to agree Clarkson is prime slap-on-sight material. All of those TG squares tbh. I'd include the audience, forming a syncophantic human backdrop in their rugby shirts and relaxed jeans.

And I believe you're just the man to do it....go on, I'll give you a fiver

Marky don't egg me on - Edmonds came so close to a special gotcha in the early 90s..

TV free now for three years and counting.. rare glimpses suggest it's only got worse..

Marky don't egg me on - Edmonds came so close to a special gotcha in the early 90s..

TV free now for three years and counting.. rare glimpses suggest it's only got worse..

Edmonds ahead of Cheggers - such a tough call but, on balance, about right.

good one to think about in the doctor's - "If I was allowed my own human coconut shy, made up of people in the public eye I held a significant loathing for, whosoe'er would be my five?"

Would be tricky these days.

Indeed, whether to go for five who are really fucking annoying, but essentially harmless, or five who pose a threat to us all.....or five off the forum....?

Easy for me.

i really fucking hate coconuts most of all.

good one to think about in the doctor's - "If I was allowed my own human coconut shy, made up of people in the public eye I held a significant loathing for, whosoe'er would be my five?"

Would be tricky these days.

1. Russell Brand
   
2. Davina McCall
   
3. Nick Ferrari
   
4. Boris Johnson
   
5. Elton John (alternating with Andrew Lloyd Webber as applicable)
   

Edmonds ahead of Cheggers - such a tough call but, on balance, about right.

I found Cheggers chasing my parents' cat in their back garden once. If I'd known then what I know now a sharp blow from a spade would have done the job.

"essentially harmless" is a can of worms..

I found Cheggers chasing my parents' cat in their back garden once. If I'd known then what I know now a sharp blow from a spade would have done the job.

Why, what did the cat do to you subsequently?