I hate

my housemate got laid on the weekend for the first time in what must be a year or so and was trying to brag about it last night, but as I wasn't taking the bait and couldn't be bothered having a 'sex chat' or comparing notes, she resorted to coming out with cringeworthy stuff like "Hey andy, did you hear my bed rocking on Saturday night?"..."Ohhhhh yeah my bed is broken"..."I didn't get much sleep if you know what I mean"

seriously felt like puking. who the fuck comes out with that stuff?

...like this. Ha!