Slipstreaming buses

so i was riding behind this bus yeh and it was well mental like 30mph and then there was a red light and the bus started slowing down and i was like trying to break and slow down and this was in liverpool cos i was going to see my mates at the pier head yeh so that's why i was slipstreaming a bus and anyway the bus stopped really quickly and i skidded with my back wheel not my front wheel my back wheel and it didn't work so like i had the fear and my head went bang in to the back of thew bus and i was in a heap on the floor and these guys helped me up i thought i had broken my bike but i hadn't though the front wheel not the back wheel was bent to fuck and then the cops came they were the best cops ever and they put me in the riot van though there wasn't a riot it was just a riot van and they took me to the pier head and my head is sore and can i sue the bus for stopping?

ha ha!! Classic. No fixie shops in liverpool, hey? :P