htfu

I ride a fixed gear bike, a road bike and a mountain bike, and wear clothes that do not look like soiled rags. If, however, your tone was irreverently sarcastic, and you wish to organise a little race, I would happily throw my fingerless glove down and attempt to beat you point to point across London's famous London.

fix your bike and get ready to soil your rags then.

I'm faster than teenslain, cupcake...