South Beers Pub Crawl/Ride Fri 14th Nov

i'm not coming.
i'm just going to stalk you guys, and hide behind bushes, gradually sticking ninja poles in the spokes of the person at the rear until there is only two of you left.
then i will give you both a mace and force you to fight to the death.
then, and only then will the final survivor be crowned King of the South.

There can be only one...