Hilarious Note Left on Bike

A friend of mine suggested going back and locking a lawn mower to the railings. See if we can get a "is it any wonder that gardeners are so HATED" note.

Maybe a small dinghy the next day, rinse repeat.

There was a cyclist who used to run a website that locked unusual items to a fence in W1 somewhere following intimidating behaviour from the landlords of the fence he'd originally locked his bike to. I can't remember the URL though.