Archie's Grobags (Inner pocket opinions please)

1) built in camelbak filled with chocolate soya milk
2) Gingernuts dispenser
3) detachable sick bag
4) parachute for slowing down purposes
5) base mounted oil slick
6) pincers of power(for the film buffs that one)

The actual list. Extra padded laptop pocket, ridiculous extra favric to make it purdy, shorter straps all round (I'm a skinny cunt).

Can't think of anything else actually.

Scott I want some more extra features. Can you sew a shatterproof mirror into my tool pouch please? x