• my girlfriend thought i'd left the beers in the freezer [rollseyes]

    Seriously (really not joking here) the sound was so explosive - I was in a small kitchen - that I wore builder's ear defenders for months afterwards when pumping tyres at home - post. If my job was writing bad puns, I would put the following forward: 'post pneumatic stress disorder'.

    My neighbour cam running up the stairs thinking my cooker had exploded.

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