For Sale: Columbus Neuron track frame + extras

Don't sell it! It's gorgeous!

Don't sell it! He's gorgeous!

I don't think he's for sale.

he is for sale, but only to the right bidder!

12p and a curly wurly?

12p and a curly wurly?

don't over pay

you're still talking about the bike, yeah?

nope, we're talking about the grinning idiot on the brakeless/riser polo boike :)

He's gorgeous!

I might buy it so I've got something to vintage to ride in 2025.

nope, we're talking about the grinning idiot on the brakeless/riser polo boike :)

oh yeah, only a complete fucking idiot would ride a brakeless bike with risers

pah, hipster

Rob I take it my offer doesn't meet your approval?

well you're not female, for a start.

no offence like

I'm not? Bugger.

I might buy it so I've got something to vintage to ride in 2025.

you'll be like harry patch on a bike.

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If it was an inch smaller. Seriously though, you must have something else you can sell.
I'll give you 8.15GBP for your dignity?

Picture of just the bits for sale added.

Would also sell as Frame, forks, headset and BB

Price updated :-(

ohh my God, someone is going to get an amazing deal on this! Sorry Gizmond, but my friend is not interested. He is worried that it is too nice and some of the little scummers where he lives will help themselves to it!
Its a shame you are having to sell it at such a low price!!

my offer stands

I'm not? Bugger.

No thanks.