Rollapaluza comes to Cambridge

gob green/phlegm is an excellent choice
me and my spinner mate and his mate (possibly) are up for this now, shall we go in as a big team with you guys?

Yes i think we should go as a mob so we are less likely to get laughed at . I've got loads of old bowler hats ?

Are you just pimping the stuff you sell on your bondage stall?

Bare arsed cheek !

im feeling the bowler hat idea.

no thats just ricks national dress isn't it. you see loads of peeps in Amsterdam dressed like this.

I've got them in smaller sizes for Rick. Anyway I think Rick looks more like Asterisk the gaul......

I think that's a great new spoke card "Asterfix the Gaul"

Asteriks

I think that's a great new spoke card "Asterfix the Gaul"

oh deary me, im already on it should be available from from your favorite underground car park bicycle mechanic by the end of the week.

Oh shit i'm dead

im thinking some thing along these lines

team emblem?

Genius !

looks an uncomfortable riding style ,putting all his weight on his cock.

looks an uncomfortable riding style ,putting all his weight on his cock.

That's commitment. HTFU!

That's commitment. HTFU!

...especially if you are gonna put all that weight on it

Well it sends a bad message and example . Not to detract from Ruperts ace illustration skill. I'm just not in favor of the leg spread cock to saddle style of cycling.

Maybe the cock to saddle riding style was the reason for the Gauls' comeuppance at the hands of Caesar...

i think its to do with the magic potion hes always knocking back or in ricks case that whiskey they sell in the may poll/alcohol in general, it must numb the your balls as well as give you super human strength.

I think he's spun out downhill, with nobrake™ there may be no option but to let it fly...

That option is available when on flat pedals , but won't win any prizes at the Rollapaluza. I think he just likes the vibrations in his groin area . It's known in the "trade" as Vibrocockaloser

I am trying to make it out for the Rolla!
I can get T-shirts made here in the Serbia for dirt cheap! Please let me know what the design will be....I will try and think of some of my own....and I can get them made before I fly back!

Yeah Aaron we'll write to Obama and demand your presence . Just back from Bangkok and managed to meet up with a few of the Bangkok fixed gear crew , they have a thursday night ride too :) i think theirs is a bit more exhillarating than ours ......the traffic there is mental .

Can we all design a t-shirt ? have a competition ?

Team (G)NOS

hi guys im well up for this has any body sorted anything out yet ???

Aarons getting some dodgy tops made up in Kosovo (subject to design getting sent out) , i've booked 5 places for Cambridge fixed .Just send a tenner to the link at the top , there will be at least 5 people from this social group in attendance being a great embarrassment to all.