Spotted...

Ooof! Did they have subtle dark bruises and what not?

Flatmates are going as Gary Glitter and Madeline McCann. I like how they married the two unrelated stories.

A mate of mine came a to a 'bad taste' party as Ian Huntley, complete with blood and, err, 'white' stains on his caretaker's uniform. Proper wrongness.

A mate of mine came a to a 'bad taste' party as Ian Huntley, complete with blood and, err, 'white' stains on his caretaker's uniform. Proper wrongness.

Toothpaste? I don't get it???

;)

A mate of mine came a to a 'bad taste' party as Ian Huntley, complete with blood and, err, 'white' stains on his caretaker's uniform. Proper wrongness.

Me and my sister might go to one as Josef Fritzl and his lovely daughter.

A mate of mine came a to a 'bad taste' party as Ian Huntley, complete with blood and, err, 'white' stains on his caretaker's uniform. Proper wrongness.

I went to one as princess diana, with the glove compartment around my shoulders.

My wife and daughter are doing the same. Except she won't be leaving the house.

Ha! Too bloody right, the devil's in the detail...

+1 or just take it over to Crooked Tongues, where people will actually give a shit...

I can't stand that sad little website anymore. majority of the members on there need a fucking life.

I know flower, I was being a cunt, thus the wink I dropped at the bottom.

sorry Doctor...
my ageing computer doesn't pick up on all this "winking"
please...
let the cuntiness continue.

I think I've figured out where you're going wrong with the laydeez... Let's talk... A man cannot survive on tea, cake and Becky videos... For long...

I have no videos..

just the power of thought.

methodical patience and a strict training regime

sorry Doctor...
my ageing computer doesn't pick up on all this "winking"
please...
** let the cuntiness continue**.

Log onto www.crookedtongues.com then pal. Plenty on there.

My old moser lo pro being ridden away from cavendish on friday heading east!!!!

Enjoy it Alex!!!!

well then "sneakers" are called trainers unless you're a yank

Or an Australian.

spotted. hipsters in farringdon usually on white bikes and wearing black

spotted. hipsters in farringdon usually on white bikes and wearing black

They were me.

They weren't me.. I've not been into the scary outside world all day..

It's all about black bikes and white duds this season...

It's all about black bikes and white duds this season...

It's all about blacks, bikes and white dudes this season...

It's all about black bikes and white duds this season...

It's all about black bikes and white duds this season...

Racist. a lot.

spotted. hipsters in farringdon usually on white bikes and wearing black

They were me.

They were me as well. Not joking. For real. Honest. No word of a lie*.

*but the bike had a rack, so probably a hipster fail

Umm, i'm not sure but I think i saw some of the pumpkin smugglers in competition heading toward Oxfd St from Holborn.

They were me as well. Not joking. For real. Honest. No word of a lie*.

All jokes aside?

Unequivocally.

I give up...

Unequivocally.

What does that word even mean ?

What does that word even mean ?

'Unequivocally': it means one voice is louder than the other