All Hallows Eve...

After the massive let down of West drinks fancy costume effort (no Ved a little bit of ketchup on the face doesn't count as a good effort) I became fairly disillusioned as to the whole Pagan/capitalistic event that is Halloween and its subsequent
impact on society as a bonding brotherhood inducing ritual. So I thought I'd bring us together...

...by starting a thread for people to put up their costumes from Halloween, always good for a laugh.

This is in no way a self-publisising effort...

I'll start then shall I?

THE SKELATORENGER..

You beast! What have you done with Pigfarmer!

Oh man - i want that! I'm going to meet my kids trick or treating later. Was planning to throw a sheet over me to be a ghost-on-a-bike, but slightly worried as to how it will work in practice.

go to the Alley Cat tonight man. i am off to get my costume now

fuck halloween

nice knee bed pig farmer - very dandy. oh sailor!

Fuck the AMERICANISM that is now Halloween. Trust the Americans to totally devalue and capitalise it. Im gonna be carving a turnip tonight, not a fuckin stupid Pumpkin!

Celebrating Halloween without actually knowing what it is is dumb as shit. On a par with non christians celebrating Christmas.

Fuck the AMERICANISM that is now Halloween. Trust the Americans to totally devalue and capitalise it. Im gonna be carving a turnip tonight, not a fuckin stupid Pumpkin!

Celebrating Halloween without actually knowing what it is is dumb as shit. On a par with non christians celebrating Christmas.

If its an excuse for a good time then whats the problem?

What with Christmas being another pagan celebration and all.

True. Must think more before typing. I was alluding more to the whole traditional christian christmas which the vast majority celebrate but would never call themselves a Christian. Just seems bizzare to me.

Edit: Im just a bit of a miserable bastard.

Fuck the AMERICANISM that is now Halloween. Trust the Americans to totally devalue and capitalise it. Im gonna be carving a turnip tonight, not a fuckin stupid Pumpkin!

Fuck Yeah! I refuse to celebrate anything unless it involves the little baby jesus

If its an excuse for a good time then whats the problem?

right there, that's the problem^
people shouldn't have to think they need an excuse to do anything.

they should also HTFU

I dont need an excuse to have a good time. It is just quite fun when there is an occasion sometimes.

Change your name to PigFucker.

Job done

ahem. quick, cheap and easy costume ideas desperately needed...

a white sheet?

Get someone to throw a bucket of paint at you.

ahem. quick, cheap and easy costume ideas desperately needed...

go up to a fat bloke, call him a cunt.

he might hit you, instant blood.

Run into an oriental sports shop, buy a Kendo outfit, instant Star Wars character.

ahem. quick, cheap and easy costume ideas desperately needed...

Pink swim hat, tiny triangle of white paper.

Gary Glitter.

thanks, good to know i can always count on you guys for great advice. now i know what newbies feel like...

thanks, good to know i can always count on you guys for great advice. now i know what newbies feel like...

High fucking 5 me later Teddy!

http://www.instructables.com/id/toilet_paper_costume/

that tattoo took some graft to remove this morning I tell you, had to bust out the flannel!

"the environmentally friendly ghostrider" - top notch stuff Jon...

you could have struck a manlier/scarier pose tho?! Instead its all a bit Alan Carr mate...

i knew this girl and she rocked up at a party the day before Halloween as a 5ft 8in tall anatomically correct vagina. I thought she would wear it to our Halloween party the next day so i spent all day making a 6ft 6in tall penis costume, some one called her and she didn't wear the vag. I walked around all day looking like a massive cock.

too funny to be true chris

you got any photographic evidence ?

i knew this girl and she rocked up at a party the day before Halloween as a 5ft 8in tall anatomically correct vagina. I thought she would wear it to our Halloween party the next day so i spent all day making a 6ft 6in tall penis costume, some one called her and she didn't wear the vag. I walked around all day looking like a massive cock.

No change there then...