This courier got fired today...

i wouldn't be surprised if your actions were just used by the company to get rid of you without it costing them a penny? when revenue drops off for a company any misdemeanor by their staff however slight is often used this way.
whatever the reasons good luck with the new career.

I thought that too, but they said (edited).

Perhaps I could take this time out and do some pushbike work lose some bloody gut...