Smudged Bob Jackson

Fair enough, you pay good money, you want top quality goods.

Whats not fair enough is spilling the whole torrid and turgid story on here for me (and maybe others) to waste 3 minutes of their lives reading.

fucking hell mate. its a forum, what the hell else is it for then?

noone's superglued your face to the monitor and forced you to read it.

I read the first two lines and decided it wasnt for me.