My Neighbor Is A Prostitute

The John Sargeant / Joe Brand thing is uncanny. Has anyone seen that poster campaign for some tv show on 'Dave'? Take away the hair and they're the same. Have they ever been on the same transmission of Have I Got News?

i lived opposit a drug dealer at uni whos front door was about 10ft from my lounge window. i should have reported it, but to be honest i quite enjoyed watching all the drama that unfolded. occasionally you get mad groups of blokes turn up and cuase havok. it was great entertainment!

What's John Sargent got to do with it?

fuck me, that's spot on!

Stop with the canal porn Archi! Geez.. my girl's back.. ;)

Webcam all the way, my friend... Could be your ticket to the bigtime... I'm comin' over for a looksy tomorrow...

Ive got some fucked up neighbor who doesnt stop pissing in our communal alleyway which I take my bike through everday!

Further more he just got a pet Doberman which has the loudest barking & growling you could possibly imagine which I also have to put up with when going through the alley way as he keeps it in the garden permanently.

And heres for the disturbing bit...

Since he got the dog, somebody has lobbed over a used jonny wrapped in a tissue not once but twice this summer (that I am aware of) and the dog occassionally has really unusual bouts of crying/whimpering when hidden in the shed.

I stay away from em, and avoid speaking to them.

wait, lethal, your neighbours dog is a prostitute?
shit, times must be desperate in brum!

wait, lethal, your neighbours dog is a prostitute?
shit, times must be desperate in brum!

I genuinely think my neighbor is fucking his dog.

Rspca

we have all fucked dogs. nothing wrong with that...
Pissing in the hall after to mark the territory is a step to far for me. but as role play goes i admire his dedication

Chris. you need answers and you need answers quick. Stick a add on the For Sale thread listing a well oiled chain whip (Nos Fixie essentials for skids etc) pick up only. then when a noob PMs you give them your neighbors address.. and sit back

^ Awseome plan, Pip's obviously spent some time at Sandhurst... ;)

in a kind of middle aged well fed crack addict kind of way, yes.

CHILF? Crack 'hore...etc