Smoking a pipe

Clearly, you haven't been to Aston in some time. We used to play Eton Fives for heaven's sake. And have an army cadet force. And pay for an education. Unlike those cheap Aston hoodlums, getting an education for free. Cheap cunts :)

You're right. Not for about 20 years.
We used to go up there, all the way from South London, and beat the crap out of them; whilst pretending to play a game of Rugby.